5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

OK OK! I know I keep posting videos but I just keep running across ones that are totally cracking me up! You bet your arse that i’ll be that theaters to see this when when it comes out…

This is CRACKING ME UP!!!!!!

Oh yeah! THAT is what i’m talking about!

I really REALLY hate spam mail. I can have anywhere from 200-600 a DAY! Most of them just don’t make any sense to me either. For instance, how is an e-mail with the subject “Penis Loader” going to make me want to open it? I mean, I don’t even HAVE a penis much less need one “loaded”. What does that mean anyways? Are they selling some type of penis bullets??? Anyways, if you want to trick me into opening it then put “SALE” or “FREE SAMPLES” in the subject line. I’m a sucker for that. I finally made the switch to G-Mail so now I get maybe 2 a week. Now I sort of miss the weird spam. Some of them actually made me laugh a little. What’s some of the weird/funny spam that you’ve gotten???