I have had a crappy headache all damn day and it’s about to drive me crazy! It’s one of those that almost a migrane so i’m a little sensitive to light. I’d love to just jab a pencil in my ear, swish it around and gouge out my eyes. I won’t though! =] Instead, I will go out for my last smoke of the night and PRAY that Creepy Smoker Guy won’t come out to stare and flex his “muscles” at me. Like that is attractive. HA! OH! One thing that is new is that I am registering to vote tomorrow. I am 24 and I have never voted before in my life so the first time will be interresting. =] Since i’m SOOOO lazy I am registering by snail-mail. =] Now I just have to remember to actually MAIL it tomorrow. I’ll bet you money that I forget. hahaha I have the memory of a turd. =] Well, time to smoke. Later Mater!

My husband and I live in a cute little apartment complex on the decent side of town and my only REAL complaint is about all the frelling children! (I am not a kid person and will never allow one to rip it’s way out of me.) We are in a townhouse that’s in the middle of the complex and since there is no smoking inside I go outside to appease my deamon habbit. This is where it gets a little creepy. There is this guy who lives across the street from me and every time I go out front to smoke, alone or with a friend, he comes outside on his balcony and stares while he smokes! He actually leanes on the rail and sort-of poses and tries to show off his muscles. Wouldn’t you get creeped out by that?!?! Not only is it creepy, but it’s also very rude! I was raised not to stare, point, or run with scissors, and though I sometimes DO stare and point I don’t do it where the person can catch me! =] I mean, stare all you want but try to be sneaky and hide it by golly! Well, now that i’ve talked about smoking I have to go and blacken my lungs just a little bit more. =] Hopefully MUSCLE MAN won’t be out there this time. hahaha Oh well! I’ll get my friend Beth to moon him. Maybe he’ll be blinded by her white arse! (you know you have a white arse Beth=]) Well, Later Mater!

My husband has this site called WritingForums.com for people who love to write. You can post a story, poem, whatever and get advice on it or whatever. Well, i’m not much of a writer but I decided to give a Writing Challenge a shot and I am VERY PROUD because this is my first! Heres how it works, I had to take my favorite and most loved charecter and kill him/her. Dscribe the way things look, what he/she feels. Everything. So, if you are interrested/curious then read on! =] It’s really short, I promise!

Sarah turns down a dark hallway, running as fast as she can to get away. She can almost feel the wolf’s hot breath on the back of her neck, making the tiny hairs stand on end.

As the coldness gets thicker and everything starts to dim she screams, “I hope you choke on me!” then finally passes away.

There is this blog that I *really love* and it’s 2 year anniversary is comming up! To celebrate, she would like a little help going through all of the old posts for your favorites so she can make a “best of”. =] Plus, it’s just a great blog that anyone with a sense of humor would enjoy and i’d really love for you to check it out. So, please visit AmyDabbs.com and find your favorite posts! =]

I was just reading my local newspaper and came across an article about Hugh Hefner. It seems that there is going to be a 12,000-square-foot Playboy mansion on top of the Palms hotel-casino’s 40-story tower that is under construction. The two-story suite is goingto be called the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa and, of course, will come with a glass elevator, an indoor pool and an outdoor pool.

Am I the only one who thinks that this is going a little overboard? I mean, you already have a huge mansion filled with women so why go to Vegas? If I was his age i’d just sit at home and stay away from all sexual situations. I mean, i’d be worried about having a heart attack or something! Oh well, just thought i’d share. =]