May 22

What is it?

posted in Distractions on 05/22/06 at 12:05 PM

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s a new Superman preview!

May 15

Kitty Porn!

posted in Distractions on 05/15/06 at 01:05 PM

This just cracks me up! I love that they added music. :24:

Apr 28

Check Em’ Out!

posted in Distractions on 04/28/06 at 11:04 PM

These bitches need to teach me some of this shit!!!

Apr 17

A Quick Joke

posted in E-Mail Funnies on 04/17/06 at 09:04 PM

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, ” Sir , I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us, “said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out.”

“Now, how about that drink?”

Apr 13

If only my ass looked like this…

posted in Distractions on 04/13/06 at 09:04 PM

Your Lucky Underwear is Blue


You are caring and extroverted. You’ve made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.
You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.
Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.
If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They’ll help you take care of yourself first.