Am I the only person getting these weird ass spam e-mails that have a few sentences of complete gibberish? There isn’t even anything to click on! Here is the latest one I got:

Tastes like chicken. When pigs fly. When pigs fly. Read the tea leaves. Still water runs dirty and deep. Worked night and day. Sitting on the fence. Spaceship earth. Useless as tits on bull. That’s water under the bridge. That’s a real stem winder. We’ll hand you out to dry.

What the hell is this and what is it for??

OK. I know it’s been a looooooooooong time since I posted and I have no excuse for it. What can I say?!?! I’m a lazy ass and it’s my site so I can post when I want to! :10:

Anyways, I finally got around to scanning the pictures from my last Cancer Adventure. I think that’s what i’ll start calling all my medical crap from now on, an adventure. It’s snappy! I have posted them on My Flickr Page which you can also get to at the top of my site. In case you are one of the lasy people, like me, you can <%popup(20060713-poop.jpg|705|499|see my Poop here)%> and you can check out <%popup(20060713-bowling ball.jpg|300|276|my 10lb Bowling Ball)%>.

In case you have no idea WTF i’m talking about just let me explain it for you. I was diagnosed with stage 2b Cervical Cancer and had to under go many surgeries, chemotherapy, external radiation and internal radiation. It’s been almost a year since I was told I AM IN REMISSION! YAY! If you want to know more then read My Cancer Story you lazy arse. Anyways, earlier this year I started having lower abdominal pain and I mean the kind that doubles you over and you start praying to God that if He’ll only stop it you will never do _____ again. I went to my doctor and found out that due to the internal radiation treatments my cervix completely closed up and that caused my uterus to become filled with liquid. Yum! So, I went in for yet another Cancer Adventure where they made a NEW hole in my cervix, drained out all the fluid in my uterus, and cleaned me out. I bet that fluid was a smell to be remembered. :31: I went in weighing 131 and I came out weighing 119. Ain’t that something?!?! So this explains my “Bowling Ball” picture.

Next, I was given some pain pills to help after my little day surgery thing and a week later I still wasn’t feeling good and I was also throwing up when I ate. I went for an x-ray and they found that due to all of the pain medication I was so damn constipated that I was literally FULL OF SHIT. No joke. I was so full of shit that it was pressing on my stomach and that’s why I would throw up when I ate. I think if I would have waited much longer I would have started throwing up actual shit. Doesn’t THAT sound like fun?!?! :69: This explains my “Poop” picture.

Any questions???

This is my friend Toni. I came across this picture of her on her MySpace page and I though I would share it with you and hope that it makes you laugh as much as it makes me laugh. I love ya, Toni! :24: