I am SICK and TIRED of all the spam e-mail i’ve been getting. :14: Why would I need viagra??? Why would I need a hot little Asian woman??? If I am running low on printer ink, i’ll go buy some!!!! I don’t need to order online. I’m lazy, just not THAT damn lazy. Here are a couple that made me giggle. I might have to share some with you more often. They are annoying, but some just crack me up. :1: Here are just a few…

This one I get ALL THE TIME:

More erections – good and variant!

Cialis Softtabs: http://masterings.net/only4now/

Now, I would like to know what they mean by “variant”? :39: On their website it also says that this magical penis pill will, “Boost your sexual Power – Increase your Pleasure – Have Powerfull Erections.” Powerful erections?? As opposed to what? Puny ones? Weak ones? Ones that just wither and die??? :21: I guess i’ll never know.

The other e-mail, my favorite, that cracked me up says:

Greeting .

I am a lovely and lonely Lady who is looking for the man who will make me happy and whom I want to feel like in paradise with!
If you want to be my beautiful Hero who will save me from this loneliness find me http://www.syKPtgijhsqOiQH.want-meet-you.com and wake me up with a warm kiss.

Yourth faithfully,

Marinka B.

Now, my first question is why the hell do I keep getting stuff that is meant for a MAN??? Second, couldn’t you at least get the grammar right before you sent this to me?? Sounds like some alien wrote it. lol Greetings Earthling! :60: Should I be her hero and blah blah blah?? I am such a nosey/curious person. I want to click on the link SO BAD, but i’m scared of what dimension of Hell it could take me to! Will it be me being chased my a bunch of lesbians wanting me to “be my beautiful Hero who will save me from this loneliness find me”? That would just suck. I mean, nothing against lesbians, but I don’t want to be chased my any! I like beef. You know, the ones who take those “Cialis Softtabs: http://masterings.net/only4now/“. That’s my kind of man. :24:

Anyways, what types of spam mail do YOU get? Anything funny?!?! :71: