I am getting the distinct impression that my cats don’t really like me. Why do I think this? Well, if they did like me then they wouldn’t leave hair balls in where I walk. I know it’s going to be a bad day when I wake up, go downstairs and get a nice warm and mushy hair ball between my toes. Maybe I’m wrong! Maybe they hack them up there because they think I’ll see it better there. Maybe they think that they are doing me a favor? Maybe hair balls are the currency of the cat world and they are paying me for taking care of them! If they really want to do me a favor why not hack it up in the toilet and go ahead and flush it. Or not! Flushing isn’t mandatory! It sure would be nice though.

On a completely different subject, I get to go to my doctor tomorrow and get my Depo shot. Yay. Am I the only person whose arm is completely useless for 2 days after the shot? It just hangs there like a limp noodle. Maybe I’m just a sissy. Also, I’ll be asking the doctor for some more pain pills. Yippee! Pain pills! I’m not an addict, I swear! No, I’m not trembling! I just need them. I have to have them! *shakes*