Feb
11
One For The Girls
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you’ve done.
That just made me giggle. 
The second funny is a guy’s list on How to be a Successful Evil Overlord. So, if you were thinking of a career in Evil then you should really follow his guidelines. It will make your life much much easier.
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