I really REALLY hate spam mail. I can have anywhere from 200-600 a DAY! Most of them just don’t make any sense to me either. For instance, how is an e-mail with the subject “Penis Loader” going to make me want to open it? I mean, I don’t even HAVE a penis much less need one “loaded”. What does that mean anyways? Are they selling some type of penis bullets??? Anyways, if you want to trick me into opening it then put “SALE” or “FREE SAMPLES” in the subject line. I’m a sucker for that. I finally made the switch to G-Mail so now I get maybe 2 a week. Now I sort of miss the weird spam. Some of them actually made me laugh a little. What’s some of the weird/funny spam that you’ve gotten???