Jul 13

I’m back and I bring gifts!

posted in Cancer Sucks! on 07/13/06 at 08:07 PM
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OK. I know it’s been a looooooooooong time since I posted and I have no excuse for it. What can I say?!?! I’m a lazy ass and it’s my site so I can post when I want to! :10:

Anyways, I finally got around to scanning the pictures from my last Cancer Adventure. I think that’s what i’ll start calling all my medical crap from now on, an adventure. It’s snappy! I have posted them on My Flickr Page which you can also get to at the top of my site. In case you are one of the lasy people, like me, you can <%popup(20060713-poop.jpg|705|499|see my Poop here)%> and you can check out <%popup(20060713-bowling ball.jpg|300|276|my 10lb Bowling Ball)%>.

In case you have no idea WTF i’m talking about just let me explain it for you. I was diagnosed with stage 2b Cervical Cancer and had to under go many surgeries, chemotherapy, external radiation and internal radiation. It’s been almost a year since I was told I AM IN REMISSION! YAY! If you want to know more then read My Cancer Story you lazy arse. Anyways, earlier this year I started having lower abdominal pain and I mean the kind that doubles you over and you start praying to God that if He’ll only stop it you will never do _____ again. I went to my doctor and found out that due to the internal radiation treatments my cervix completely closed up and that caused my uterus to become filled with liquid. Yum! So, I went in for yet another Cancer Adventure where they made a NEW hole in my cervix, drained out all the fluid in my uterus, and cleaned me out. I bet that fluid was a smell to be remembered. :31: I went in weighing 131 and I came out weighing 119. Ain’t that something?!?! So this explains my “Bowling Ball” picture.

Next, I was given some pain pills to help after my little day surgery thing and a week later I still wasn’t feeling good and I was also throwing up when I ate. I went for an x-ray and they found that due to all of the pain medication I was so damn constipated that I was literally FULL OF SHIT. No joke. I was so full of shit that it was pressing on my stomach and that’s why I would throw up when I ate. I think if I would have waited much longer I would have started throwing up actual shit. Doesn’t THAT sound like fun?!?! :69: This explains my “Poop” picture.

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7 Responses to “I’m back and I bring gifts!”

1 Chrispian Says:

I’m just glad you are doing much better! Poor thing. But at least I have a doctor’s expert opinion to prove that my wife is full of shit ;)

July 13th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
2 Stephanie Says:

I have a question.
If I speak nicely and stroke it gently will my cervix stay open?

July 14th, 2006 at 3:47 am
3 Aeryn Says:

Chrispian, i’m glad i’m doing better too and just remember, I WAS full of shit. I’m not anymore! :1:

Stephanie, I don’t think so but it can’t hurt to try! :4:

July 14th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
4 Ellie Says:

Glad you are doing better! Check this out -
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September 27th, 2006 at 9:57 am
5 Candy Says:

Hi, I am very sorry to hear about all you went thru and I wish you the best of luck..My sister was recently diagnosed with stage 2b cervical cancer and we’re all just freaking out..Is there website you might be able to suggest we find some info on this I have searched and I can’t really find what I’m lookin for…I’d greatly appreciate it thank you so much for sharing your story..

March 26th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
6 Althea Says:

Please tell me what’s the meaning of ‘Aeryn’???

August 21st, 2008 at 7:17 am
7 Aeryn Says:

Aeryn is just my name. lol It’s just another way to write Erin or Aaron. :)

November 6th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

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